Woodard one liners.

I was in the car with Ryan and Matthew and talking with them about random stuff when it hit me. There are a lot of "one liners" that will bring a smile to my face but have no effect on anyone else. I thought of a couple, see if they bring a smile to yours. You could even say "you might be a Woodard if you smile when you hear..."

• "Hang on kids, hang on!!"
• "I cry I miss you."
• "It's good pineapple upside down cake, eat it."
• "(the 'no' sign)"
• "Is this another 'short cut' dad?"
• "Rapp'n for Jesus, Rapp'n for Jesus, to the beat"
• "Smell your hand, it smells like bannana"
• "I think it's the pistons"
• "Turn right when you get to Chicago"
• "Stop it or you'll get a head-ache"
• "It will just take a minute."
  

I had a lot more but when I tried to recall them i can't now. If you have some please share.